Longer in than out

'Twas nine months ago that I left the inner sanctum of my mothers womb. I feel like I've accomplished so much and still have so much to do. Like, first of all, what is this?

 I found it months ago and it's useless. I put in my mouth (like everything) and nothing happens.  If I don't start using it for something soon I'm going to start to think like there's something wrong with me. 

Went to the pantheon in Rome.  Pretty cool. Funny how it's now a basilica. Changed from roman gods, to Christian saints. The planets however remained with the roman god names. I wonder if they tried to rename the planets to something like "Jesus" or "Allah". Or "Jehovah". I guess the problem is that when you have a singular deity... Too many planets to name. 

I have no idea what this is used for.