Thursday, June 5, 2014

Identifying non Italians in Italy

10.  On narrow sidewalks, non Italians will make room for pedestrians walking in the other direction. 
9. A non Italian can talk without moving their hands. 
8.  A non Italian will respect a lineup
7. A non Italian will know how to whisper
6.  A non Italian wears shorts in 30 degree weather
5. A non Italian will think its appropriate to wear sandals without socks
4. A non Italian will wonder about how Italy's ancestors were so organized
3. A non Italian will be surprised that there are more churches than Starbucks 
2. A non Italian will think this isn't suitable children's food

1. A non Italian wouldn't wear quilted jeans

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